Dear wise and mighty Lord Erik
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2024 8:37 am
Hello Lord Erik,
It's me here again, young Torben, the new arrival to Boldhome and one of the stalwart Dungshuvler family, we being from the Balmyr Tribe.
You gave me some sound advice recently as well as the offer of a job so I already feel like you're my favourite person in the City, even though that Baroness lady Ivarenna is a Balmyr like me. Anyway I wanted to update you about what's been happening to me here......I just visited the Cult of Lhankor Mhy where I was signed up as a Lay member - surely I should have been an Initiate but, apparently, rules and conditions are...well...rules and conditions - and I was given the suggestion by a wise old scholar there that I contact you to see if you'd be in the position to 'front me up' a 100 lunars or so as I'm a bit on the skint side due to my lowly position in life and the fact that my 10 lunars savings were 'scammed', I think that's the word they used, scammed off me by that one legged King, who wasn't actually a King, Broar Hofarson.
The wise old scholar said that you had many dealings with this wannabe King Hofarson and know all about him, no doubt taking pity on those who had fallen prey to his wily ways and keen to help such folk get back on their feet.
So, if it's not to forward of me Lord Erik if I take this job offer up can I have a year or two's wages in advance, just to get me out of this looming situation that I will be facing with the money lenders in due course because I was hoping that the 10 lunars I'd given the one legged King would yield me 100 lunars in return and that would have paid off half the debt. That's what he told me, I honestly thought I was on to a winner there as where I come from we don't have such blatant dishonesty so how was I supposed to know?!
On my part, as a totally honest person, I can assure you I'll be a great worker for you and also, aside from the housework business, throw in a full sanitary 'package' on top of this expected labour to ensure your Lordship's latrine requirements are fully accommodated.
Sincere and most respectful regards,
Torben Dungshuvler
Own spade and bucket, will travel
It's me here again, young Torben, the new arrival to Boldhome and one of the stalwart Dungshuvler family, we being from the Balmyr Tribe.
You gave me some sound advice recently as well as the offer of a job so I already feel like you're my favourite person in the City, even though that Baroness lady Ivarenna is a Balmyr like me. Anyway I wanted to update you about what's been happening to me here......I just visited the Cult of Lhankor Mhy where I was signed up as a Lay member - surely I should have been an Initiate but, apparently, rules and conditions are...well...rules and conditions - and I was given the suggestion by a wise old scholar there that I contact you to see if you'd be in the position to 'front me up' a 100 lunars or so as I'm a bit on the skint side due to my lowly position in life and the fact that my 10 lunars savings were 'scammed', I think that's the word they used, scammed off me by that one legged King, who wasn't actually a King, Broar Hofarson.
The wise old scholar said that you had many dealings with this wannabe King Hofarson and know all about him, no doubt taking pity on those who had fallen prey to his wily ways and keen to help such folk get back on their feet.
So, if it's not to forward of me Lord Erik if I take this job offer up can I have a year or two's wages in advance, just to get me out of this looming situation that I will be facing with the money lenders in due course because I was hoping that the 10 lunars I'd given the one legged King would yield me 100 lunars in return and that would have paid off half the debt. That's what he told me, I honestly thought I was on to a winner there as where I come from we don't have such blatant dishonesty so how was I supposed to know?!
On my part, as a totally honest person, I can assure you I'll be a great worker for you and also, aside from the housework business, throw in a full sanitary 'package' on top of this expected labour to ensure your Lordship's latrine requirements are fully accommodated.
Sincere and most respectful regards,
Torben Dungshuvler
Own spade and bucket, will travel