Erinestra's Emporium Extraordinaire

[Quatlu]

Having heard of Erinestra's Emporium for some time now, and recalling that she started out specializing in selling axes, Quatlu Carasilson had used his conspicuous consumption this month by patronizing this large and prosperous establishment. To properly equip himself with his new regiment's favored weapon, Quatlu approached Erinestra herself and explained his need to purchase a fine battle axe. He needed a battle axe of average size and of handsome design, one that was well-balanced, had a good grip and held a keen edge. She came highly recommended by men Quatlu trusted. Could she live up to expectations? The die was cast...

[Erinestra]

"Sir the question here is often the quality of one's die. Many like the all purpose D6, but we at Erinestra's prefer the D8..."

[Quatlu]

"Well, ma'am, you are the axe experts so I'll take your advice and go with the D8 battle axe."