Boldhome Heroes

General Derdin is dead. Not by spear. Not by sword. Not by honest blood. His mind was twisted. Chewed on. Fouled by that red Moon-filth that drips from Yara Aranis like pus from a Chaos wound. You all saw it. You all smelled it. I can still taste it. Do you think that kind of corruption strikes once...

I hereby apply for the appointment as division adjutant for the magical division.

I ask to be promoted to priest of the Storm Bull.

To the Mighty Warlord Torben, At the Front, Where All Proper Men Belong Sir, I write ya now with a heart full o’ storm and a head full o’ mead. There’s somethin’ important I gotta say, so best I put it down before the ink runs out or the bottle does. On the battlefield this summer (maybe you saw it)...

To the Esteemed Warlord Torben, Somewhere Up the Bloody Front Sir, Thank you for your most generous support. Truly, your coin is as mighty as your sword. Thanks to your timely help, I’ve secured the rank of Lieutenant Warlord. It looks good on me. Even got a sash. Might’ve spilled something on it al...

Oh! By the way, I’m gonna go ‘head and buy meself that rank… Lieutenant Warlord! Yep. Feels right. Sounds dangerous.

I... hic... hereby apply... or appoint meself, wait, no, I apply, yeah, to be the... uh... Aide! Aide to the City Warmaster, that’s it! Sounds important. I'm your guy. Got the hat for it an’ everything.

I 'cept yer 'pology, Baron Warlord. No hard feelin's, eh? Lookin’ forward to them Lunars ya promised… shiny bastards, mmhm. Now, ‘bout the front. I live to crack skulls for Chaos-lovin’ Lunar scum. Always a pleasure, never a chore. But uh… got a few bits n’ bobs to sort in Boldhome first. Maybe we w...

Baron,

Lemme tell you... your idea, it's a damn fine one. Real smart. Real... strategic.

If you could just... you know, send over them 400 Lunars (bless yer generous soul) I’ll sign myself up for them... Snakepipe... dancin’ folks.

Much love,
Garoor

I ask to be promoted to assistant priest of the Storm Bull. Failing that, rune lord, or at least god-talker.